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Me: Happy Father's Day, Dad. I'm so grateful for everything you've done.

Dad: Hi so grateful for everything you've done, I'm dad.

— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) June 18, 2017

GET a cheap Father’s Day gift by visiting Starbucks and telling them your name is “World’s Greatest Dad” (via @parkes7)

— 𝗧𝘄𝗼𝗽 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗽𝘀 (@TwopTwips) June 18, 2017

The hero dogs – wearing heat-proof boots – who helped firefighters search Grenfell Tower https://t.co/cWEoFR6fXQ #GrenfellTower pic.twitter.com/Z2OQYJgi5F

— The Poke (@ThePoke) June 18, 2017

Met Police release video footage showing the inside of #GrenfellTower https://t.co/NjHpqY7bbO pic.twitter.com/QLPLHGVbqz

— i newspaper (@theipaper) June 18, 2017

A Moment of Clarity https://t.co/bGmKADrf6k pic.twitter.com/jn0w9Px6bW

— The Church Sofa (@TheChurchSofa) June 18, 2017

. @realDonaldTrump I fear u may have missed it but there was a terror attack last night in London on Muslims. Looking fwd to yr condemnation

— Brendan Cox (@MrBrendanCox) June 19, 2017

How to work out the ideal British weather
1. Check what the weather is like in the UK at present
2. Not that
3. Repeat forever@TwopTwips

— Dean Burnett (@Garwboy@ohai.social) (@garwboy) June 18, 2017

Wow. This interview with a tearful David Lammy MP really feels like part of something changing, profoundly pic.twitter.com/CeYmTjT74e

— Jack Seale (@jackseale) June 16, 2017

Queen's Speech: where you hear about prioritisation of mental health services, then watch as a crown gets taken away in its own car.

— Sue Perkins 💙 (@sueperkins) June 21, 2017

'Get your skates on. The first race is at half past two!': Laughter at Labour veteran Dennis Skinner's #QueensSpeech heckle pic.twitter.com/50XnEiqfiw

— ITV News (@itvnews) June 21, 2017

Queen looks like she's trolling Theresa May with European Union flag hat https://t.co/iMcgloIABS #QueensSpeech pic.twitter.com/XRf4g1r2cb

— The Poke (@ThePoke) June 21, 2017

Bring your child to work day pic.twitter.com/QOptwEmsZ0

— Matt Chorley (@MattChorley) June 21, 2017

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— Viz Comic (@vizcomic) June 21, 2017

Common sense is not so common. – VOLTAIRE

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) June 20, 2017

.@Ed_Miliband hosted a phone in about toilets on @BBCRadio2 and it was something else. #flushoftheday pic.twitter.com/t8c31A9fi3

— BBC Politics (@BBCPolitics) June 20, 2017

The sign at Finsbury Park tube station this morning. #FinsburyPark pic.twitter.com/67Xf87IlmI

— Olivia Coles (@LivColes) June 19, 2017

Exact moment we hit peak heatwave – Kriss Akabusi in a short sleeved suit on Sky https://t.co/VptmctKDUJ pic.twitter.com/GGDOqAsudp

— The Poke (@ThePoke) June 22, 2017

I guess then the Daily Mail will be suing Mail Online for stealing their print content and putting it on the internet. pic.twitter.com/Oxs2uHjGDD

— Dan Rebellato (@DanRebellato) June 22, 2017

Note to Philip Hammond: Most people only have one house. https://t.co/sRbdxxAzAz

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) June 22, 2017

999 call received reporting that the Queen isn't wearing a seatbelt. #not999 #notevenwestyorkshire

— WYP Contact Management Centre (@WYP_Contact) June 21, 2017

Which of us at the age of 91 would have the Queen's ability to do her duty and carry on, and in such stressful circumstances? Remarkable

— Robert Peston (@Peston) June 21, 2017

In an alternative reality brexit never happened and this is our PM and home secretary pic.twitter.com/fbRpK05CWy

— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) June 23, 2017

You: Grenfell was a tragedy in which 79 innocent people died

The Daily Mail: Haha poor people can't spell pic.twitter.com/6BviAtqCl7

— Bobby Palmer (@thebobpalmer) June 22, 2017

Brain: Sleep
Body: Yep
Brain: Night!
Body: Can’t do it. Too hot!
Brain: This is payback for the times I wouldn’t let you sleep, eh
Body: Yep

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) June 21, 2017

It was worth it just to see see Louie Spence incarcerated for 10 minutes. #CrystalMaze pic.twitter.com/WM3YiLTzcB

— Channel 4 (@Channel4) June 23, 2017

Just wintessed a silent disco crowd chant 'Oh Jeremy Corbyn' to Seven Nation Army and it was a beautiful thing. #Glastonbury pic.twitter.com/J8KJPZ5aw9

— Eleni (@elenistefanou) June 22, 2017

Sad to miss this at #Glastonbury2017 tonight
(via @RobAKemp1966) pic.twitter.com/DVNm25rcIA

— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) June 24, 2017

This is a sinister threat to the free media. How dare Andrea Leadsom tell the press what they should think, this isn’t a George Orwell book. https://t.co/Ckj3j1TcRV

— Tim Farron (@timfarron) June 24, 2017

Today Cuillin&Lejla unveiled a coat of arms for their mum. The chamber was full with MPs kids, a beautiful occasion pic.twitter.com/13EgARoNvF

— Brendan Cox (@MrBrendanCox) June 24, 2017

322 Christians are killed for their faith EVERY MONTH. That's astonishing and awful. Please read, sign and share: https://t.co/QFamQhSgvH

— Martin Saunders (@martinsaunders) June 23, 2017